Friday, January 15, 2010

OMG

An anonymous WASPy-named source just told me some BIG NEWS. If I could italicize what I have to tell you to the point that the letters flattened into a horizontal line, I would, because it's just that huge. Here it comes. Are you ready? Two of the Jersey Shore people are coming to our town on Tuesday.

Here's the official announcement:

January 19 – Washington DC
JWow and Pauly D will be at McFadden’s in DC on Tuesday January 19th for their NEW WTF Tuesday College Party - $1 Miller High Life Cans, $2 Blue Moon drafts, and $5 Jagerbombs 8pm-close!!! They will also be giving away a TRIP TO SPRING BREAK at midnight!!!!!

McFadden’s DC
2401 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20037

That's right, JWow and Pauly D. And if ever there were a party that sounded ideal for a bright-eyed, conservative young professional heading into her mid-twenties, it would be something called the "WTF Tuesday College Party." Goody gumdrops! I am so there!

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